Everyone's gone NuTtY...

Cuticles are flammable when soaked in nail polish remover for an extended amount of time…did you know that? It says so on the bottle…who knew! Our good friend Wes "the experienced firefighter" Boatman is in our backyard right now seeing if it is in fact true, while simultaneously yelling Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-G Unit. To go along with the flammablility of things flammable, apparently the infamous Ernie (as in Burt and Ernie) didn’t know the risk of nail polish remover. According to a reliable source, after Ernie had his daily mani & pedi combo, caught himself on fire…freak accident or negligence with a lit candle by the bath tub perhaps…the world may never know!! Rub a dub dub! Oh man…Wes has definitely just caught the ping pong table on fire. If he keeps up these shenanigans he'll be taken to the candy shop if you know what I mean…and that is NOT a place you want to go!!

Included below is a picture of Ernie’s last trip to Disneyland with his beloved friend Burt…along with lifelong pals Sponge Bob and Tinky Winky. [picture provided by the firefighter in our backyard]

http://www.evergreen.loyola.edu/~dsflores/images/SpongeBob_Tinky_Gay_Days.jpg