My Response: WHY NOT?!?

Boom boom blog style...sign me up right NOW! It doesn't matter if it's with Al Gore, Ernie the exterminator, or whoever knows how to press those keys just right...I feel a revolution of literary proportions is about to happen!! Now consider this senario: You and that freaky man from Cape Fear, what's his name? oh yeah, Robert DeNiro...say you and he are getting all hot and bothered by some new controversy and decide to continue to blog your problems away. What a good idea. But what if the keys stick you may ask? Why just smear on some of that good ol' petroleum jelly on them...that'll do the trick quite nicely. And if he has no desire to help with this process, then that just means...He's just not that into you, and you need to kick is butt to the curb and find someone new to procreate with.