Emptying spit valves is hot!

Nothing like basking off the coast of the French Riviera in a bright yellow man thong or just a sock puppet and a smile. John Edwards lights my you know what and beckons me to empty the spit valve of my trombone. Speaking of trombones.... a man I know plays the trombone... Some people I know would enjoy making him a breakfast burrito in the wee hours of morning after a night of getting down to the smooth, seductive sounds of Melanie C. In case you didn't know, Madonna's got some dope rhymes that are off the hizook.