Did I do it for the car or for the man???

so i entered this contest.... all i had to do was come up with the most creative way to show that i support my country... so i came up with the way to do that.... with the american flag in one hand and a beer in the other i boldly procalimed my patriotism to the world... shouting out boohai.... and handing out krispy treats for kerry... and i won... and what a winner i was.... i had my choice... go on a date with usher... in which i could spend the night with him and boldly proclaim on my blog... "ushers abs are like a washboard"... or i could choose a honda odessy... oh the pain of choosing between two little slices of heavan on earth... which one did i want to ride?? i looked at the second place winner... the person who was to recieve the prize that i opted to leave in return for the what i presumed to be the better prize... as i walked up to usher we made eye contact and he winked at me... i looked at donna and realized that she needed the night with usher more thatn i did... with her wiry hair... ovesized glasses... and spandex pants with the stirrups... i realized that letting her recieve the prize of usher would change her life forever and let her finally proclaim... "donna is ok with who she is and you should be too"... and i am.... so i chose the car... and i now firmly believe... honda odessys rule!!