Just say no to Petroleum jelly

Hi it's Cameron and I hacked into the College Terrace blog. Damn you mean this is college drive. First of all let me put an end to the debate on hot politicians. John Kerry's running mate is by far the hottest. Just give me a sock puppet that looks like Mr. Edwards and I am one happy man. Heather I can not believe you. Robert Diero sucks and so does that dumb movie Cape Fear. Neither of them are really that scary. You know what is scary though. Our current republican president has the IQ of about a furby. Spreading oily substances on keyboards is just weird man, Ay caramba. Lotions are the way to go. But maybe you should procreate first and kick to the curb last.