RULES TO DATING HAS SWITCHED OVER TO RULES FOR DATING

1. a schmoozer is a loser...remember that kids!
2. the less hair the better...
3. make sure hes not rocking out to toby keith...psst...he has a new album by the way!
4. he MUST appreciate Office Space or he has no sense of humor at all
5. if hes from las vegas....be better know where the GOLD COAST is...no excuses on that one!!!

good night...i love you...even if you dont qualify!
-jamie-