the neverending RULES TO DATING

1. mustaches are not allowed...i repeat mustaches are not allowed!!!
2. any sort of parisian antics will get him long gone before any sort of date is in the picture...in other words...its not cool to be FRENCH!!! especially if he has an accent
3. if he schedules out his meals for the day...theres no use in trying to squeeze time in between them...
4. if he pronounces NEVADA like NEVAHHHDA...lose him fast!!!
5. be on the lookout for any guys posed in Abercrombie & Fitch articles of clothing...remember to DITCH the FITCH!!!

carry on...carry on...