RULES TO DATING

1. matt and pat can never go out...because their names rhyme...its ugly!
2. if he was born in the 70s forget about it! its just not right
3. any patriotic decals on the car is an absolute NO!!!
4. man thongs...even as a joke... are not necessary and are a good enough
reason to tell him no
5. a left only ear piercing...that was back in the 90s...that should not be
tolerated