Standards of dating are not merely limited to these rules...
However... I do have five final ones...6. He has to love Jesus... seriously... 7. He does not have to necessarily be a fan of NSYNC... but a simple appreciation for the talented group will do!!8. Must have a desire to travel... it is not cool to stay in Reno forever... in fact it is actually uncool!!9. He must shower regularly... its sad to say... but this standard must be set...10. And he must must must be willing to partcipate in spontaneously choreographed dancing... yes this is the ultimate telling of whether or not you could be the man for me...Well thats that... I hope you enjoy these little rules... and good luck in love!!Sara
RULES TO DATING HAS SWITCHED OVER TO RULES FOR DATING
1. a schmoozer is a loser...remember that kids!2. the less hair the better...3. make sure hes not rocking out to toby keith...psst...he has a new album by the way!4. he MUST appreciate Office Space or he has no sense of humor at all5. if hes from las vegas....be better know where the GOLD COAST is...no excuses on that one!!!good night...i love you...even if you dont qualify!-jamie-
More rules for hotter manly men!
6. He must be able to hang with my friends... and when I say hang... I mean jump in and join the party... dont just look in a chuckle... get freaking involved..7. Its not that you must be good at DDR... its that you must be willing to put yourself out there and work at being good... even if you are continuously bad... how else will our children fight childhood obesity?8. I am not a child... do not use baby talk!!9. If you have not tried food... you can not say you dont like it... you must try evrything at least once... I like my men to take a bite out of life!!!10. Karaoke... same standards as DDR... life is not worth living if you can not sing your problems away in a humiliating... yet surprisingly fun manner!!
the neverending RULES TO DATING
1. mustaches are not allowed...i repeat mustaches are not allowed!!!2. any sort of parisian antics will get him long gone before any sort of date is in the picture...in other words...its not cool to be FRENCH!!! especially if he has an accent 3. if he schedules out his meals for the day...theres no use in trying to squeeze time in between them...4. if he pronounces NEVADA like NEVAHHHDA...lose him fast!!!5. be on the lookout for any guys posed in Abercrombie & Fitch articles of clothing...remember to DITCH the FITCH!!!carry on...carry on...
Rules to dating... continued from afar...
6. Mullets and stonewashed jeans are good for a laugh... but not for a date... get good hair... or get lost!!7. If you blog seriously... you are out... it is not right to read about your date on the internet... blogs are for entertainment not for venting... true life bloggers are not datable!!8. Got sarcasm?? Then you have got a date... you must toughen up to hang with these chicas... there is no crying in dating!!9. Ever worn terry cloth?? If yes... then you are out!10. Any datable man MUST have a working knowledge of 80s music, 80s movies, and all around 80s good times... if not... you better take a step back in time and relive the good ol days!!!
RULES TO DATING
1. matt and pat can never go out...because their names rhyme...its ugly!2. if he was born in the 70s forget about it! its just not right3. any patriotic decals on the car is an absolute NO!!!4. man thongs...even as a joke... are not necessary and are a good enough reason to tell him no5. a left only ear piercing...that was back in the 90s...that should not be tolerated
get your UFOT!!!
to most of us TOFU has done more harm than good...but i would like to invite you to think otherwise...i mean it essentially makes all the vegans vegetarians and "healthy" dieters wannabes for trying to recreate the original fattening and meat-filled recipes with substitutes...that being TOFU...anyways...i dont care if you hate TOFU...just try it out one more time...whether its straight up or secretly hiding in your dish...if youd like me to personally prepare you some TOFU...id be more than honored...you know where i live and my number...bye!jamiehere is a link that provides wonderful information on TOFU...enjoy!!!www.soyfoods.com/soyfoodsdescriptions/tofu.html
I am going to vomit!!
And I have many great reasons to want to do so... for one... the over indulgence of a Jack in the Box spicy chicken sandwich... and curly fries... yummm... but all that food has pushed me over the edge... and Jamie waving homemade party mix... or should I say tons of random crap thrown into a bowl... does not help my situation in the slighest... ok... number two reason for wanting to ralph... the overwhelming amount of packing/ room moving that I must accomplish in the next twenty four hours... I feel as if it will never be done... and so I mus sacrifice my morning sleep in order to complete this awfl endeavor... mind you I am watching The Breakfast Club as I write this... but that is one sacrifice that I am not willing to make to finish up my move... premise for need to vomit number three... going to New York for the summer... not a bad vomit... but a nervous/ excited sort of anxious need to vomit... reason number four... a week at home with the folks.. always crazy... and reason number five.... ummmmm.. well I guess just life... anyways... I guess this is my way of saying peace out Reno... I will hopefully hit this mother up a few times over the summer... Heather.... give me a drunk dial on the big day... tell me how much you love me... haha... and everyone else who calls college drive their home... or even seond home... I will see ya at the wedding... and will keep you updated on my cross sountry bowel movements... see ya and have a fun fun time!!!! Sara Herrero
Hello from the Beehive State (Utah that is!!)
Hi to my wonderful roomates and friends!! I miss you all more than words can express. I am sitting with my cousin Sarah in her house in good ole Alpine, Utah. It's no Reno, NV but its pretty cool. So far I have watched a ton of t.v., read some great US Weekly magazines and attempted to start a book. Other than that I have not done much. But what can you do? Well I love you all and hope that you are having fun in the sun! Please email me or call me whenever you have time...we all know I am free for a good chat!! Peace out girl scouts!!-Chrissie dissie doo da!
TABOR'S STILL UNDER 21 BIRTHDAY
oh my gosh!!!tabor is turning 19you know what that means?absolutely nothing because you still cant drinkbut we are happy for her anywaysyou have to convince yourself that being 19 is so exciting and different than being 18at least thats what i had to do...although it didnt really workactually i remember hating being 19 for the whole entire year i was 19i hope you wont feel that way tabor***sidenote***tabor feels like a drunk drnking martinelli....thats as close as she can get to alcohol...she sounds like shes drunk though...tabor also informed me that the olsen twins' birthday is the 13th....why? i dont know....i guess her friends birthday is the same or something like thatwe will be recycling the martinelli bottle...thats importantok bye!!!!!!!!
i will end it with the traditional birthday songhappy birthday to youhappy birthday to youhappy birthday dear taborhappy birthday to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Times are a changin!!!
Hi from the quickly changing college drive... it is sooo sad that we are all separated but I know that God is doing amazing things in all of our lives!!! Yay for college drive!!! Love ya!!! Sara
