you're not mad are you binky winky?!?

there is a piece of cheese stuck to my shift key, a slice of pickle wedged between my third and fourth molar, and a Babe Ruth candy bar melting underneath my butt...but none of that matters and you know why...BECAUSE TOMORROW IS A HOLIDAY...TOMORROW IS NO WORK...TOMORROW IS VEG ON THE COUCH ALL DAY DOING NOTHING BECAUSE NOTHING HAS TO BE DONE!! Can you tell how excited I am...I really hope you can!

currently us three musketeers are livin it up in the room of living eating deliciously prepared quesadillas prepared by the one and only Tabor Tot (who just spilled hot magma grease onto her clothes) and watching How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days on VHS because we're trying to see how long we can go without using the DVD player since we are all too lazy to switch the cables from the video cassette reader to the digital video device!! And while watching this wonderous masterpiece of a movie we all decided we wanted to do this to someone...a certain fella to be exact...call them pet names...bake them asanta sana squash BANANA CREME pies (wink wink)...drive them as far away as possible...maybe even make them flee to Botswana!

okay, no more lollygag-ing...the point of this blog is to inform all it's readers that Sarah Z.'s right side of her body has been gaining on and off numbness ever since she tried to barricade herself in her room with the mattresses off of her bed last night! However don't be too alarmed for she made the following announcement moments earlier by stating "you know what it is...it's toenail sensitiivity in my right toes!" So although I have no idea exactly what that mean or how it relates and it might be a condition that Sarah will have to live with for the rest of her life...I do know that the freak show reputation that this house has built for itself still LIVES STRONG! Can I get an Amen!