you're not mad are you binky winky?!?

there is a piece of cheese stuck to my shift key, a slice of pickle wedged between my third and fourth molar, and a Babe Ruth candy bar melting underneath my butt...but none of that matters and you know why...BECAUSE TOMORROW IS A HOLIDAY...TOMORROW IS NO WORK...TOMORROW IS VEG ON THE COUCH ALL DAY DOING NOTHING BECAUSE NOTHING HAS TO BE DONE!! Can you tell how excited I am...I really hope you can!

currently us three musketeers are livin it up in the room of living eating deliciously prepared quesadillas prepared by the one and only Tabor Tot (who just spilled hot magma grease onto her clothes) and watching How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days on VHS because we're trying to see how long we can go without using the DVD player since we are all too lazy to switch the cables from the video cassette reader to the digital video device!! And while watching this wonderous masterpiece of a movie we all decided we wanted to do this to someone...a certain fella to be exact...call them pet names...bake them asanta sana squash BANANA CREME pies (wink wink)...drive them as far away as possible...maybe even make them flee to Botswana!

okay, no more lollygag-ing...the point of this blog is to inform all it's readers that Sarah Z.'s right side of her body has been gaining on and off numbness ever since she tried to barricade herself in her room with the mattresses off of her bed last night! However don't be too alarmed for she made the following announcement moments earlier by stating "you know what it is...it's toenail sensitiivity in my right toes!" So although I have no idea exactly what that mean or how it relates and it might be a condition that Sarah will have to live with for the rest of her life...I do know that the freak show reputation that this house has built for itself still LIVES STRONG! Can I get an Amen!

I have a WONderful MAN friend who I DO things with!

OK.. don't go pee your pants or anything because this is the second blog within 24 hours... Heather did say we were not going to let this blog die and it's true!! WE WILL NOT!!! So... let me catch you up on the ridiculousness that is 155 College Drive.... so AFTER our double whammy movie fest last night Heather was TIRED (well, obviously because she did sleep through MOST of both movies...) so she goes into her room and comes out wearing hott pink stretch pants and an oversize nasty green tshirt because she was in the process of cleaning her room and apparently couldn't find anything else... THEN she goes into the bathroom to complete her ridiculousness with her retainer that makes her talk funny, walks out into the living room and looking half asleep and sounding like a 5 year old with a lisp says, "I want to make gingerbread cookies." So we say "alright" and head into the kitchen at 2 am on a Saturday morning and start to bake........ and half an hour....... almost one house fire..... 3 wasted eggs... no more milk in the house...... and a sink full of dirty dishes later... we went to bed! OKAY... so that wasn't EXACTLY how the remainder of our Friday night at 155 went.... but today was about that ridiculous.... first of all, it was just Sarah and I actually at home today for "155 College Drive Clean Your Room Day" because Heather decided to go hang out with the fam for the day and go shopping with her mom which apparently means new hoodies AND shoes for Heather :-) SOOOO... Sarah and I sit....on the couch... thinking about our rooms.... but decide that first we need to go buy supplies... which ends up turning into the biggest waste of a day EVER and we continue searching until we get a call from the freshies that are apparently back from the Plunge and are heading to our house so we decide to just buy food and go home and make them dinner... ergo, no room cleaning actually happened on our "155 College Drive Clean Your Room Day" but that's okay because it's 155 and it's ridiculous and pointless Saturdays is what we do around here.........

new words: asanta sana squash banana, pickle, lollygag, Babe Ruth, Botswana

Stop touching my Tookus!!

Well, here I am. Sarah Z. Writing my first 155 blog ever as a newly established resident. Moving in and becoming part of the fam has been a natural process. One prepared for by two years of spending more time here than my own room. I've been in the process of unpacking for over a week now, but tomorrow it's finally going to be accomplished. We've designated tomorrow as 155 College Drive Clean Your Room Day except Heather decided to be her usual witty self and get a jumpstart on it today and about 9:30pm a weak little voice called out into hallway..."Sarah?..." and I walked into her room to find her sitting on the floor SURROUNDED by CRAP. "I don't want to do it any more" whined my red-headed friend. "I like to move it move it" was my reply as I began removing her garbage, or what I deemed as garbage, from the bed to the dumpster placed in our living room. "OH MYLANTA!!" she screamed as I grabbed her pollywog doll from summer of '97. Yesterday I bought a kiosk and placed it in the jungle next to the GABEZO and next weekend we're having a "backyard wall-less structures" party. (The next morning I realized that kiosks typically have walls but just forget that). You're all invited. I even sent up an invite to the fam in Tennessee. No RSVP's as of yet. But as for this Memorial Day weekend...it's just us Three Musketeers. Everyone else is out of town/recovering from Tabor's "Rock Brownies" and so it's just Heather, Tabor, and I. I'm so excited I think I just tator totted BECAUSE Sunday we're going to Dayton to BBQ with TABOR'S FAM. The stories I've heard...I can't WAIT. And this blog is lame enough so I'll snip it off here and get back to BACK TO BACK "A Walk To Remember"/"Just Friends".

New words: erego, retainer, gingerbread cookies, stretch pants, alright

do you smell what the 155 is cookin'?!?

I refuse to let this blog die...REFUSE I TELL YOU! So instead of studying for my engineering econ final that I have tomorrow morning I am going to write a new blog because I am tired of constantly staring at the old March Madness one! I JUST SNEEZED LIKE TEN TIMES IN A ROW AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE BRUTAL FORCE OF THEM ALL JUST CAUSED MY SIXTH VERTEBRA TO POP OUT OF PLACE! Of course it didn't faze Laurie all that much cause she just giggled and continued to twirl the spaghetti noodles she's currently eating (i mean, basically swallowing whole cause we all know she doesn't chew!) as she sits across the table from me!! How I love thee Laurie Ann! So what is going on in the world of 155 you might ask...well...the semester is coming to an end which means summer is basically here which means this old hizz-ouze is going to turn in to a suana and be hotter than a shmotter for the next three months resulting in every window being open and all of our fans pumping out air in hopes to cool down all us lovely ladies and visitors, like Prime Minister Tony Blair (he's a regular...YOWZA!)! Peoples are moving on out soon...while the hot newbies are moving in! Tabor has basically staked her claim on one of the couches already the last few weeks...it's almost like she lives here for reals!!! WHO'S EXCITED?!? I AM I AM! It's like having an blonde albino Sara "mulched mullet" O'Herr running around again!! The house will finally be balanced again...everyone joining in fun comradery with one another, hanging out in the living room wearing ridiculously large red sunglasses, eating turkey sandwiches after counting thousands of pennies that turned fingers black, and playing spiderman with our favorite little boyfriend, Jaden! OK! So I DO/DID ALL THOSE THINGS...but whatev...you all get my point! This will be the first summer I get to actually live in the house EVERYDAY! And I have nothing else to talk about because the realization of how much I need to study just hit and I already got all the words in this here dealio thus completing Sarushka Babushka's challenge that she announced about a year ago!

new words: kiosk, "i like to move it move it", 3 Musketeers, pollywog, Tennessee
DO IT...I DARE YOU!!!