scattergories!!!!!!!!!!! galore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(PLEASE READ AS A BRITISH)
WELL...
IT WAS A MOST EVENTFUL NIGHT
FULL OF LAUGHS AND SOME LIQUOR
BUT MIND YOU
WE ONLY PUT ON THE SILLY
(AS IF PUTTING ON A PAIR OF PANTS)
MOST OF THE SILLY HAS DWINDLED AWAY BUT OUR DEAR FRIEND HEATHER IS CONTINUING HER SILLY ADVENTURE WITH HICCUPS
I DONT KNOW WHAT SENSE THIS MAKES REALLY...
ALL I KNOW IS THAT WE WATCHED A MOST AWFUL PICTURE THAT IT BECAME FUNNY....
WAIT A SECOND...OUR DEAR HEATHER HAS JUST FALLEN OFF THE COUCH
WHAT A SILLY ROOMMATE
WITH SUNGLASSES THE SIZE OF KANSAS
ANYHOW...DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE TERM...A LONG-TAILED CAT IN A ROOM FULL OF ROCKING CHAIRS???
MAYBE YOURE SOL IS THE SAME MEANING
THAT INFAMOUS ORANGE DE-LIGHT CAME TO VISIT US AGAIN THIS EVENING
AND ANOTHER MOST FUN GUEST
CHRIS BARRY...HE BROKE OUR WINDOW BUT THERE WAS NO ANGER OR BITTERNESS TOWARDS HIM FOR WHAT HE HAD ACCIDENTALLY DONE ON ACCOUNT OF TRYING TO SCARE THE ROOMMATES IN THE HOUSE
WE WILL HAVE TO TELL OUR DEAR HANDYMAN BOB THAT SOMEONE KNOCKED A LITTLE TOO HARD AND BROKE THE WINDOW
BOB IS ALWAYS WILLING TO HELP US
THERE ARENT ENOUGH GENUINELY NICE HANDYMANS ANYMORE
WHERE HAVE THEY ALL GONE?
THAT IS WHAT WE SHOULD BE ASKING OURSELVES
THAT AND THE REGULAR APPLE FLAVORED POP TARTS FROM WHEN I WAS A WEE LITTLE LASSIE
WELL
I MUST BE OFF NOW
I HAVE SO MUCH PUMPKIN EXCITEMENT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING
I CANT WAIT TO CARVE MY BEAUTIFUL ON A FARM BOUGHT PUMPKIN AND I CANT WAIT TO BAKE LOTS OF TREATSIES FOR THE HOLIDAY
I HOPE I DREAM OF PUMPKINS....INDEED!!!!!!!
OUR DEAR HEATHER HAS TAKEN A TURN FOR THE WORSE...
SHE HAS TAKEN IT UPON HERSELF TO TAKE SELF SNAPSHOTS
SILLY INDEED?
GOOD NIGHT TO YOU