an ode to headbanging, hiccups and falling off things!!!!

I must...what's the word...defend myself!! Jamie just made me read the blog postings in first southern, then british, then asian, then swedish, then indian, then a mixy of both swedish & Indian...Although you might think that's a difficult task, I am well versed in imitating the vernaculars of the different langugages of the world, I really wish you would've been here to hear the ridiculousness of the noise being created by none other than me!!! Now the only reason I fell of the couch was because my head weighed me down from the heaviness of my enormous nerd/clown glasses causing me to be top heavy and therefore falling of the couch in what seemed slow motion! I had fun tonight...it was a good time...and yeah, I did take a picture of myself...what?!? I needed a new picture and Sara Herr wasn't doing the best job of pushing the button so I took it upon myself and i think some of them turned out...hmmm...as best as humanly possible!! Sara now went to bed and I think it's bound for me to do the same...I'M SUPER DUPER TIRED and although I really wish I could wear my gianorous glasses forever...I CAN'T...of course there's always 2nd chance prome...which I totally just plan on wearing my Halloween Costume instead of finding some ridiculous dress...I really think that would be way more fun!!!! Oh wHOA, the next Harry Potter movie comes out in 20 some days an d I'm super excited and just hope the moview is better than the last one or else I might have to resort to just reading the books which is slightly lame because I like movies. Okay I think my eyes have finally glazed over to the point where I can't really see anything I'm typing and I need to go brush my teeth and take out my contact so I can go have a restful night of slumber! Peace out all you constant readers (that goes to all the straglers that happen to appear upon this site!) I must go because I really feel the need to fill out so I reall can't can't wait! Oop...just about fell asleep while typing! which means time to sleep! HURRAY FOR SLEEP!!!! See you all laters!!! jAMIE IS RANDOMLY CLEANING AT 1;45 in the morning...i just thought you'd like toknow that...to give you an updateded image of jamie in you ...I think it's pretty cool that they' :P----- Okay, PeAcE & LoVe!!!

~*HeArhEr~*

P.S: My head has reached it's full heaviness! Off to bed my people...and I'm taking my hiccuping, giant sunglasses off to bed so dream of all thosed things that our awaiting us to be dreameed!!!

P.S: I don't know if this makes absolutely no sense...I don't think it does (I ALMOST FELL OVV THE TRAIL!)

oKAY...again...GOODNIGHT!!!

IF YOU ONLY KNEW...

Chris Isaak is not just an iconic name in the music industry...if you care for that kind of twang...lovey dovey music...
but its a well known drink amongst some of my study abroad friends
its the perfect blend of KAS limon and cheap Don Simon red wine bought in a paper box at the grocery store
mind you...
the ChrisIsaak is pronounced as one word, with the initial stress on the I....followed by a secondary stress in the final syllable
sorry....linguistics has become a strange reality in my life...i actually love the class...getting off subject now
there is plenty to go around with the ChrisIsaak and cost efficient as well for a good time
anyhow
just some food for thought!!!!!

scattergories!!!!!!!!!!! galore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(PLEASE READ AS A BRITISH)
WELL...
IT WAS A MOST EVENTFUL NIGHT
FULL OF LAUGHS AND SOME LIQUOR
BUT MIND YOU
WE ONLY PUT ON THE SILLY
(AS IF PUTTING ON A PAIR OF PANTS)
MOST OF THE SILLY HAS DWINDLED AWAY BUT OUR DEAR FRIEND HEATHER IS CONTINUING HER SILLY ADVENTURE WITH HICCUPS
I DONT KNOW WHAT SENSE THIS MAKES REALLY...
ALL I KNOW IS THAT WE WATCHED A MOST AWFUL PICTURE THAT IT BECAME FUNNY....
WAIT A SECOND...OUR DEAR HEATHER HAS JUST FALLEN OFF THE COUCH
WHAT A SILLY ROOMMATE
WITH SUNGLASSES THE SIZE OF KANSAS
ANYHOW...DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE TERM...A LONG-TAILED CAT IN A ROOM FULL OF ROCKING CHAIRS???
MAYBE YOURE SOL IS THE SAME MEANING
THAT INFAMOUS ORANGE DE-LIGHT CAME TO VISIT US AGAIN THIS EVENING
AND ANOTHER MOST FUN GUEST
CHRIS BARRY...HE BROKE OUR WINDOW BUT THERE WAS NO ANGER OR BITTERNESS TOWARDS HIM FOR WHAT HE HAD ACCIDENTALLY DONE ON ACCOUNT OF TRYING TO SCARE THE ROOMMATES IN THE HOUSE
WE WILL HAVE TO TELL OUR DEAR HANDYMAN BOB THAT SOMEONE KNOCKED A LITTLE TOO HARD AND BROKE THE WINDOW
BOB IS ALWAYS WILLING TO HELP US
THERE ARENT ENOUGH GENUINELY NICE HANDYMANS ANYMORE
WHERE HAVE THEY ALL GONE?
THAT IS WHAT WE SHOULD BE ASKING OURSELVES
THAT AND THE REGULAR APPLE FLAVORED POP TARTS FROM WHEN I WAS A WEE LITTLE LASSIE
WELL
I MUST BE OFF NOW
I HAVE SO MUCH PUMPKIN EXCITEMENT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING
I CANT WAIT TO CARVE MY BEAUTIFUL ON A FARM BOUGHT PUMPKIN AND I CANT WAIT TO BAKE LOTS OF TREATSIES FOR THE HOLIDAY
I HOPE I DREAM OF PUMPKINS....INDEED!!!!!!!
OUR DEAR HEATHER HAS TAKEN A TURN FOR THE WORSE...
SHE HAS TAKEN IT UPON HERSELF TO TAKE SELF SNAPSHOTS
SILLY INDEED?
GOOD NIGHT TO YOU

liar liar pants on fire hang them on a telephone wire if you dont i dont care ill pull down your underwear

trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat if you dont i dont care ill pull down your underwear

i hate you you hate me lets go out and kill barney with a 44 shotgun barneys on the floor no more purple dinosaur

theres a place called france where the naked ladies dance theres a hole in the wall where the people see it all

Endless shrimp= endless excretion

Although it seems like a good idea at the time, endless shrimp ends up leaving you with an endless supply of excrement. If I had any more shrimp scampi, my stomach would have exploded like that girl I read about in a book about cadavers. Her stomach could not hold the 5.7 liters that she ended up eating that cold, blustery, gluttinous night. She should have refrained from the dozen donuts, 3 cheeseburgers, 6 slices of pizza, half a bucket of chicken, bowl of matzah ball soup, cucumber, a double decker sandwich complete with bacon turkey mayo and some capers sprinkled over the top, and 5 scoops of butter pecan ice cream with hot creamy caramel. But she didn't....she died of an exploded stomach. Good thing I escaped the grips of death this time cause that would be a horrible way to meet the good Lord above. However, orange delites, miami vices and ddr are the perfect end to a gluttinous evening.

Paulie Shore is REALLY old!

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hmmm...does something look wrong here or is just us?!?


Were watching Encino Man on TBS right now...fun times fun times!! But Paulie shore has really long hair (*sniff*&*tear*)...and is really super old we decided and kinda just dropped off the face of the earth. Remember when he was on that episode of Punked when that little boy was interviewing "celebrities" during this red carpet event and started asking Paulie questions and he got really pissed off and cussed the little boy out!! No? You don't remember...well I do!! :P--