Sunday, January 28, 2007

time to blog...

lets remember that this blog is still in existence
if you neglect it...it will come back and bite you in the ass!
once you blog...you can never stop!
you cant even run away from it...try it!
let me tell you about my recent blog denial story...
i was casually perusing the internet...as every 20-something-year old does on a saturday afternoon
i dont remember how it happened...i mean it was all so sudden (with top speed internet access these days) but i ended up on some random person's blogsite
he was a blogger himself so i didnt mind scanning his "daily entries" of the month
i came to find out that he met his future life partner on blogger... it went on to say that he was trying to promote his own blogsite as a new dating network without the hassle of e harmony...
i was appalled...blogger and e harmony in one sentence...
and even blogger...our very own source of mockery and fun...came down to a new form of "e dating"
so i thought i could stand up against this world wide web of injustice but clearly it was a breach of the cyber dating network to voice an opinion on the matter...
so you see...this story illustrates everything you think it does...
dont blog only to find yourself love struck over some other unfortunate blogger
get a real life and blog about the norms of today like all-too-frequently seen hairstyles that are in style only because theyve always been out of style...or about the rearranging of one's furniture in a tiny room that only handles so much couch space...or about the digestive tract of your friend...i wont mention who...sara herr...or about a game of diction that openly invites the creative minds of 155 college drive to tastefully compose comedic writing in place of going out on a friday night as do most adults with a life...or about anything that holds a special place in our hearts...
good night and do blog!