Your names are CLARK and DARLA???!?!?!?!?!

And here I sit.... Heather is long gone on her way to So Cal.... Sarah and Brie went to eat lunch and won't be back before I leave.... I haven't slept besides some crappy sleep on an airplane since 8am Eastern time yesterday, which means it's been about 32 hours since I have laid in a bed and looked at the loveliness that is the back of my eyelids.... and Just Friends still plays as I sit waiting for Mo's family minus Mo to pick me up so we can drive for 3 hours and then hang out at her house for 2 more before she even gets home.... I don't know them now but I'm sure we'll be one big happy family by the end of the day, that is...if I can stay awake long enough to make it to the freeway. So...what do I do while I'm waiting and watching and trying not to fall asleep and make myself even more tired, or worse, fall so dead asleep that I miss the call... I write a blog...because Heather and I now have a tradition of not sleeeping and then writing a blog before we go on a mission.... Brie and Aaron and home! That makies me more excited.... I don't want to leave this house alone...it would be sad!

"Would you guys like to join us in a carol to celebrate the Birth of our Looooord?" -Sorry, I had to put that in... I like that line of the movie!

Oh... I have to tell you guys about this thing we did in Florida... it was crazy and all I could think about all day was what a great 155 blog this would be! My sister and father and I got the honor to go with my Grandpa and a whole charter bus of old people from his church to an "amusment park" in Orlando called "The Holy Land Experience".... the name says it all I think... I maen, yeah, it was cool to see and learn some stuff about where Jesus was w/o flying across the world...but can we say RIDICULOUS! Everywhere it said and they told us that it was a non-profit thing...however, it cost $40 just to get into the small (maybe 5 acre parks) and watch shows and lectures all day cause that's all there was...and on top or that our chicken burger and fries for lunch cost around $9 all together...I mean...if you're "non-profit" I'm sure that you didn't pay that much to get or make or pay the people making it...but oh well.... there was more good stuff... one of the shows had Jesus in it! I felt SO close to Him...it was like I was walking around 200 years ago.. He looked just like He would in an American coloring book for Americanized Church Sunday School Class ;-) I mean really... why is the image of Jesus a white guy with long hair?? I jsut don't get it! BUT...they did have a model of Jerusalem and I found Waldo in it! It was great...I told the old people and they were all laughing ;) Well...my ride just called and they will be here in 10 minutes to start me on my journey to the Big Apple...BUT, if you ever get a chance...You should check out the Holy Land Experience! I mean... you'll have a laugh at how corny some of it is but then there was some cool old artifacts and stuff that were neat and it really is a big evangilistic thing so that was cool! OK...I'm off :) Love you all and if I get a chance maybe I will catch you up on my life in the next month! YAY! I get to see Sara Herr VERY VERY soon!!! :-)

gnomes are more than mythical creatures...

i dont remember how it all started...honest...i think it was nickelodeon that first introduced me to the world of gnomes especially the world of one such gnome...david the gnome...
i was immediately hooked...i couldnt stop watching the show as a kid...completely fascinated by the idea that gnomes were a reality for me...i tried to imagine myself as a gnome...but i couldnt...it just wasnt the same or could ever be for that matter...i wanted to be a physician just like david... curing all the animals and the fellow gnomes and i wanted to ride on swift's back (his trusty fox)and be carried away safely to a place unbeknownst by the evil trolls who had this disgusting idea to capture them and make do with them as they pleased...i mean... it makes perfect sense why so many people are still fascinated by these pointy-hatted, clever little creatures...they exist to represent a world of harmony and appreciation for the world around them...there just simply isnt a better, more magical creature such as this one...i apologize in advance for those who did not share this same fascination of the world of david the gnome as i did as a child...although your parents are easily to blame for depriving you of wholesome cartoon fun on nickelodeon...well actually i never had nickelodeon as a child and i still was able to watch the world of david the gnome...please watch this video and admire the beauty of 80's cartoon theme songs and listen to the lyrics...it takes your breath away...with such inspiration and fervor...so here's to you david and all of the other gnomes out there in this world like the roaming gnome on travelocity and all the other ones who decorate so many front porches...everybody cheer for the gnome!!!



http://www.donandmurph.com/daviddekabouter.wmv

B.S. (Britney Spears or Bull Shit?)

I won't waste too much of your time but I have a question worth asking...
who has watched the exclusive matt lauer interview w/ britney spears?
see it for yourself...it will change you forever!!!
i mean...lets cut her some slack already...its bad enough that shes married to the worst celebrity-wannabe ever...i mean who isn't a good mom anyways these days? just because you drive your baby around in your lap speeding away from the paparazzi...that doesnt make you a bad mom...of course not...lets all cheer for britney spears...shes not bull shit...shes a real human being...give her some credit as a person...not as a pop star turned unintentional mommy and wife of kevin federline...so we salute you britney spears...because you really are more than just a bubblegum princess pop star...your words matter to us...they really do...and just because your initials are b.s. you really arent...honest...we mean that from the bottom of our hearts...

Ban from 155 house: Mac Smith

Mac Smith flushed Blue steal (the house fish) AND HE WAS STILL ALIVE!! :( :( :( :( I am SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pray for me!!

I have not read this thing in forever... and that is sinful... i need you to pray that I will be able to put the silly pants on again and quick... or should I say quickidy dick.... hmmmm..... I miss you college drive!Love, Sara Herr