two love birds...

office space...multiple choice

I have created a sensational game in which a person who works in some sort of office space selects from these array of cubicle pictorials to best determine their actual cubicle in their own working environment...
its ingenious and ridiculously stupid all at once
once you play youll never stop
youll have hours of laughs and comparisons between your own cubicle and the ones displayed below
each game comes with 5 pictorials of the most common cubicles found in any given office space like working environment
(*there is no cited source for this info)
theres no timer, bulky game board or tiny pieces that you end up losing anyways
so its the best game yet
play with your friends or play all alone
the choice is up to you
no one cant have a cubicle that doesnt look remotely like the ones given
so you win everytime
brilliant right?
batteries are not included in this game because none are needed
it JUST doesnt get any better than this
remember...everyones a winner...especially if you have your own cubicle
even if you dont have your own cubicle...let your imagination run wild
im sure youve thought of yourself in a cubicle at least once or twice before...come on...admit it...you have but dont be embarrassed or deny the wonder of office space
but choose wisely because cubicles arent to be taken lightly
they are a serious working environment for millions...
and our dear friend chrissie resides in one...
have fun!!!
and be a good sport



1. the classical 4 man group cubicle featuring the around the clock set up in oak wood finishing...space is limited but there is a camaraderie formed amongt the co-workers and personal space just doesnt exist!


2. very professional yet sleek, this neighbor style is conducive for space saving and privacy for the workers, all wood in mahogny finish

3. this modern cubicle is a face to face corner set up, great room and mobility for the worker, the unique blend of wood and steel finishing gives this the contemporary uplift that all office spaces are looking for

4. this chic but not too overdone handsome jet black finish also features the face to face corner, but its extended to maximize office space for a large and growing company...nothing shabby about this one...

5. not highly common but very praised and admired, this one unit cubicle is every worker's dream in any office space world...the unique three-cornered feature gives a great deal of office space for just one worker...this means the possibilities are endless...the worker is free to walk around in the cubicle...and make great use of their space...the neutral blending tones send a calming and less stressful and distractive feel in the working environment...many admit to staying past their shift in order to embrace and spend quality time in their cubicle...i wouldnt blame them for that!

dont tell me what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here are the top five sissy words to use in one's blog
(like sara herr would do of course)
1. prance....you know...what the senseless reindeers do on top of the roof before christmas
2. flamboyant...the pathetic and lowly description of a gay sword dancer...or ru paul
3. mustard...what robin is to batman in the condiment packet world alongside ketchup...in the ambiguously gay kind of way
4. ro sham bo...the highly skilled decision making process between the president and his cabinet members...i think...right???
5. yogurt...this delicate treatsie is unfortunately not loved by many in the blog world...
take sara herr for example...her mere love for food is drastically halted by the dysfunctional idea that yogurt comes from hell...well...we cant win 'em all
and number six...the word that sara did not include in her list of sissy words to use in one's blog
...nestcock...
look that one up...i dare you
and remember to look BOTH ways before crossing...especially here in reno near the university when using a cross walk...it doesn't always mean someone will stop as all law abiding citizens and more importantly...drivers should do

ohhh yeah

new words...
prance
flamboyant
mustard
ro sham bo
yogurt.... hehe... eww

I dont even know how to log in anymore...

you are right... that was almost a tramatic experience...ok.. straight from the new crazy house in vegas...
it is thanksgiving time and i hella want some fired chicken... hella.... with a side of condeleeza rice... but not just any condeleeza rice... shit naw.... i want the name brand stuff that comes straight from the heart of san francisco... and i want it to be made by your mom... no not your mom.... yes your mom chrissie... i know you all got excited and thought you could ask your moms to fix up some finger licken grub for good ol herr... but really... i was talking about a specific mom... an excited energetic mom... the kind that can let her hair down and scream... I AM 155 ALIVE AND LOOKIN DAMN GOOD BABY... even after birthing the brady bunch... hmmm... was this what you wanted otero.... a cheap laugh on behalf of my college degree with a concentration on english... i am sure my parents did not spend thousands of dollars for this to be the most useful way that i use my degree... and if not most useful... at least most enjoyable.... i eagerly await our weekend together... and fully intend to be thankful to see my astranged roommate over this fine american holiday... hehe... i love and cant wait to see what the hell comes of these shenanigans... thanks for starting us up again... peace out girl scout

No Blogs = No FUN!!

lets get some new blogs up and going people...i mean just because you are all mourning the loss of your dear roommate chrissie to pomona, ca does not mean that the blogging tradition should not continue on...if not for yourselves, do it for her...she is wasting away in a cubicle and needs some laughs stat.

here i will give you five words to work with...just like the old days...

fried chicken
condoleezza rice
your mom
155 alive
brady bunch