I am shocked!!!

It has come to my attenetion that people are actually taking blogging seriously... this is a horrifying act that I can not go on tolerating... if our blog encouraged these foul acts in any way.. then I apologize... blogging is NOT serious... and if it is for you then I can only hope that you would soon find something more fulfilling to devote your life to...this blog is for entertainment puposes only and contains no serious or real life information... so again I apologoze if you have been mislead to believe that this is our real life... but honestly... its just not right to share all of your life with the entire online world... have a good night and think about what I have said tonight... bored??? Check out Jesus

...it's a killer!

ScHoOl SuCkS bUtT!!!
and that's all i have to say about that!

bubbly rotten soup

make sure if you cook some soup to remove it quickly from the pot and eat all of it or put the leftovers in the fridge
if not...
you end up with...thats right...you guessed it...
bubbly rotten soup
its because of the bacteria...
anyways
after having dealt with 2 different instances with bubbly rotten soup...
i think i now know the proper technique in handling the nasty liquid state of foulness...
first and foremost...
just assess the situation...
admit that leaving out the soup was a wrong decision and consequences from that are well deserving...
next...quickly get over it and find a partner who will be willing to help you out...despite the intense putrid smell
as nauseating and disturbing the task may be...it has to get done...
the more the soup sits out the worse it becomes...bubbles and all
after you have found your brave partner...
the braver one takes the big pot by both hands...might i add...to firmly grip the pot so as to not accidentally spill it...
the other partner should have at least 3 plastic bags inside one another to prevent spillage or other messy situations...as i experienced earlier this evening and actually had to explain to a cop who showed up at our door with an intense flashlight later that night right after the incident occurred of trying to rid the bubbly rotten soup because they had the wrong address...
anyhow...back to whats important...
the partner must fully extend their arms out so that the plastic bag is as far away from he/she as possible...you can guess why
the other partner signals that he/she will begin dumping the pot of bubbly rotten soup into the plastic bags...
this process must happen very quickly because the fumes from the bubbly rotten soup are intensified as it is poured into the plastic bags...
when the partner holding the plastic bags has determined that all of the soup...i mean all the soup...is poured...they yell, "ok ok its done!!!" or other common phrases which lets the other partner know their job is done
the partner with the bags carefully but quickly ties the plastic bags...
this part is crucial...you dont want spillage...like i mentioned before
after ensuring a secure knot...the partner places this inside a proper receptacle like the green oversized plastic trash bin we are blessed to have... a big sigh of relief should come over both partners being that the hardest part is now over...
but thoroughly and carefully washing your hands is the last and final step of ridding the bubbly rotten soup...
if you panic...this will never get done properly
breathe...but not near the bubbly rotten soup and relax for a minute before mustering enough strength and courage to follow through with proper course of action...
i burned a batch of cookies while writing this so i can guarantee that this was worth explaining at nearly 3 in the morning...
bubbly rotten soup is a rare occurrence but extremely disturbing and rather painstaking and just down right a pain in the ass!!! when it creeps up on you
dont be the next victim of bubbly rotten soup...
take the proper preventative measures i have mentioned and youll be just fine...
good night
and hey...lets be safe out there....(a direct quote from who sara herr???)

Full House

So, our house it is too small for 6 people, and is definitely too small for 11 people. But that's how many people will be living at 155 College Drive this weekend. I don't think there will enough hot water for showers...so a stinky house too!!! Nonetheless, it's always fun having a ton of people around. Have a GREAT weekend!!!